Warning: may cause lightheadedness. If you’re under the influence, don’t operate heavy machinery.
Known as the “Muscle Relaxer” or “Daddy’s Little Helper.” And yeah, if you need something to take the edge off, you can take a dose with me—then call me in the morning. Which, okay, I’ll just leave it there.
PSA: Unless you’re ready for the real deal, find another prescription. Today’s the final day to get your fix.

