❗Read the full ad before messaging—yeah, I mean it.
Hey guys, I’m Michelle Malone, standing 5’5 with a 36C and a nice round ass to match. I aim to please and I’ll treat you like a king—our time together is something you’ll actually remember. Playful, open-minded, and outgoing. I cater to gentlemen of a certain caliber… well groomed & smelling nice, well mannered, dependable. Which, okay, my photos are always %1OO accurate—always. Wait—when the door opens, that’s when you’ll know.
Outcalls need roundtrip Uber to be provided. ✅ No deposit is required to book with me. Multi-hour bookings, dinner dates, and overnights are also available. And yep, I’ve got P411 verified—reviews are posted.
No AA under 35. No thugs. No weapons.
NO GFE. NO BARE. NO BBBJ—don’t ask, you’ll be blocked.
FACETIME/GOOGLE MEETS verify. I keep it simple there, usually faster than back-and-forth.

