TRAVEL TO POUGHKEEPSIE AND BOOK US A ROOM HERE—yeah, that’s how you get the discount.
I’m horny as fuck, and I’m not wasting time. Need a creampie, or three sum with two men… which, okay.
If we met before, hmu and say your name. If we met before, send who you are in a text message—don’t call.
No incalls, so don’t ask. No anal, no CIM, and no liars or time wasters.
$180 SAFE SEX AND HEAD ONLY (NO SEX INCLUDED) — head only service. Wait, I’ll say it again: it’s head only.
$400 - RAW SERVICE—no extras added, just that. And yes, the pricing’s right here.
$500 - CREAMPIE. Which, okay.
$650 - THREE SUM WITH TWO MEN (BRING A FRIEND SPLIT PAYMENT). Cool—split payment, bring a friend.
You must have a car and pick me up or Uber me to you and back. And no, I’m not coming to you—must come to me.
If you ask me about prices and locations, I’m blocking you for not reading. Also, if you hmu knowing you ain’t read nothing, I’m blocking you too—dick heads, liars, no shows, or weirdos get ignored.
Don’t hmu if you don’t have a car to get head at. Anyway, do not call me—I only respond to text messages.
Also, I’m in Eastern Connecticut, Connecticut… so don’t expect me to suddenly change the rules about coming to you—come to me and we’ll handle it.
