Heads up, this is a “muscle relaxer” vibe — also called “Daddy’s Little Helper.” If you need something to take the edge off, you can ask for a dose with me and call me in the morning.
Warning style note: it may cause lightheadedness, so don’t operate heavy machinery while under the influence.
Which, okay — also, unless you’re ready for the real deal, find another prescription. Today’s the final day to get your fix.

