HI BIG DADDY , you had a long day—come to Candy Land, where I can help ease your mind and with your choice of a happy ending
PROTECTION ONLY PBJ
INCALLS ONLY
And please—don't hit me up if you're not serious, we’re grown ‼
Which, okay, hygiene’s ready before coming…
CAR DATES—please be respectful, don’t waste my time, I won’t waste yours.
Anyway, I check that part because it matters—usually quicker that way… I can’t wait to meet you guys
