Hi guys, it’s been a while… a long time coming since the last here.
Which, okay—Mizz Caramel is back, and yeah, she’s ready to attack. Popular demand and all that, but she’s visiting for a limited time only, so I’d rather you call me now, babe—(313) 555-0142. I check that one less sometimes, so if you miss me, try again—between these legs, that head, whatever you wanna call it.
Anyway, Memphis gurl mention from back then still cracks me up… because I know you remember. She’s on popular demand, in Detroit for this stretch, and I’m not trying to drag it out. Call me at (313) 555-0142—usually faster there than any other spot.

