Overnights available in Detroit, Michigan. No cheap shit—straight up dinner dates, and after midnight with no games.
Anyway, I’m not lazy. Which, okay, I’m here to please you, and I don’t really do the “waste my time” thing—hit me at (313) 555-0123 usually faster there, and I check that one less when I’m busy.
Anyway—pussy gets wet and juicy , and I do throat goat .
No BBJ, no BB. Also, I’m pretty—real pretty in the face ☺, and yeah, I’ll make sure you remember what you came for, not your problems.
But if you’re texting like you’re trying to be cheap or vague, don’t. I can’t do it, and if you can’t meet my standards, you won’t be seeing much.
Which, okay, for the ones who aren’t messing around, it’s dinner dates and after midnight, and I’m trying to keep it simple—DO NOT text me if you’re going to waste my time; that’s how it stays.
(313) 555-0123—hit me there first, and I’ll answer when I can ☺☺☺☺

