I keep things sexy, calm, and intelligent—Detroit stays my lane. And yeah, it’s meant to be a fulfilling time, not some chaotic thing you have to talk through for days.
ABSOLUTELY NO BARE I don’t do that, period—please don’t ask. Also, no negotiations—don’t come at me with it like it’s negotiable.
NO NEGOTIATIONS And I need good hygiene. Which, okay, that’s not dramatic—it’s just a must.
DO NOT WASTE MY TIME!!! I’m not here for back-and-forth. Cool, if you already know what’s up, then we’ll get along without dragging it out—anyway.

