Cash, Apple Pay, Venmo, Tap2Pay, Zelle — yeah, I keep it simple.
FT verification, because texting’s cool but fast video matters.
Fruity coochie, $70 top only — 26. And that’s the whole menu for this one, no weird add-ons.
Calls just faster reply. If you message first I’ll usually catch it quicker there — (and yes, I’m aware that sounds like I’m pushing the call thing, but it genuinely cuts the lag).
❌ No AA under 40.
✅ Independent, no pimps.
✅ Condoms, and no BBJ.
❌ Cops.

