Serious inquiries only — must be ready now.
Incalls only in Detroit, Michigan. If you’re calling for faster service, hit me at 313-555-0147 (I usually check that line faster than email, honestly). Content is available — no, I don't want a partner, and yeah, I’m sticking to that.
Protection is a must. Check your hygiene, because you can and will be turned away — which, okay, isn’t personal, it’s just the rule. Disrespect isn’t tolerated either, and there’s no lowballing.
— Wait — what I said about “ready now” isn’t negotiable. If you can’t follow the incalls-only setup, don’t waste either of our time.

