Call me and I’ll tell you what the special is for today — right now, not later.
No private callers. Which, okay, I get why people try, but nope.
Incall or cardates or outcalls — Detroit stays in the mix. I can take Cash App, Cash, ApplePay, and PayPal too, and I usually check those fastest where you’re sending from.
I won’t make prices any lower. No deposit required, and yeah, that part matters.
Also — absolutely no anal. Which is pretty direct.
No law enforcement or police affiliation. And if you don’t call and you no-show, you’ll get blocked. Cool.
No lowballers either — you’ll be blocked. Satisfaction guaranteed!!!
