Sage here, and I’m here to pleasure you—yep, that’s the point.
If you’re trying to catch vibes, I don’t do law enforcement, games, or bare. Also nope on anal. And if it’s going to come with odd smells, that’s where service stops—straight up.
Wait — no call no show gets you blocked, and I’m serious about that.
I take payments through chime, zelle, and cash, and yeah I’m a little picky because I want everything smooth.
OUTCALLS — which, okay, that means I come to you. Let me come see you daddy
No games, no bare, no anal, no odd smells — basically the list above is what it is.

