**I still don’t host!!**
I can make your week better than it’s been, and yeah—trying to do that for you, too. Wait — which is exactly why I keep it straight to the point in front of us. Natural chemistry, pleasure in companionship… last I checked it still matters.
You want drama bullshit and crumb-free only, and both ends of the transaction getting their fill, happily. Which, okay, that also means an ongoing professional but chill relationship where we can rely on each other for needs when they come up—on both sides.
This includes listening, and yeah, reading… and that other part, too. I’ll keep saying it a bit different because it’s the whole point: I don’t host, and I don’t entertain donation-free fronts—anything after my arrival means nothing, and if you can’t give me the time of day to notice this post and my posts throughout, then scroll on, dude.
I do not fucking host and I do not entertain donation free. I’m not trying to trick anyone into misunderstanding me, even if the vibe gets misread—anyway.
I will not disappoint...
