Please read this before you message me, Denver.
NO PHONE CALLS. Text only, please. I keep it simple—outcalls only.
High class and drama-free is the vibe I’m sticking to, honestly. I’m not doing screen guys, either—if you’re messaging, you’re ready to follow the rules listed below, because I’m not trying to argue.
Screening Required
NO BARE/GREEK
NO DATY
NO LOWBALLERS
NO EXPLICIT CONVO
NO TIME WASTERS
NO DRAMA
NO ROUGH HANDLING
NO GFE
NO AA
NO CAR DATES
Anyway, it’s outcalls only, and you’ll want to text to schedule—usually I respond best through that, not phone calls. Elegant and drama free, like it says.
Wait—if you don’t match what’s above, don’t expect me to bend the rules. Which, okay, that’s just how I run it.
