And yeah, I’m bored, and don’t forget bored. Also broke—trying to get some money together so I can move out of my kozy apt into the wild unknown, and sometimes scary world.
I’m looking for some real human beings (or aliens, whichever with money) to hmu and spend an hour or so with me—doing whatever the fuck we want (within reason). Which, okay, that also includes the scary but greatly needed adulting part in the city of Denver Colorado.
Ultimately, I’m thinking end goal/beginning of life somewhere on the beach on the west coast for sure, because I’ve never been to the ocean yet!!! I know it’s terrible! so… let’s go on a mystery tour of sorts together, ya—anyway.
Which, also, ps: I’ve shaved my head xoxo Hail .
Or……. let’s fuck….. no blk dudes. Condoms are non-negotiable. Plz be well-groomed and clean. No cops or bs drama drama—save the endless texting for your penpal in Alabama… not me.

