So it’s me, and my beautiful girlfriend, down by the beach tonight. Double trouble, like we promised—well, we’re doing it right here and now.
We’re available to entertain together if you’re interested. Incall or outcall—whichever fits what you’re doing. Which, okay, we’re not trying to overcomplicate it.
She’s 5'7" with a pretty face, dangerous curves, and a fat ass that leaves a lasting impression. I’m down-to-earth, open-minded, fun, freaky, and kinky, with a wild side and hidden talents that are better discovered in person—yeah, I said it twice because it’s the point.
Serious inquiries only—don’t waste my time with pointless texts or calls. Donations can be discussed by phone or text, and all other details are reserved for when we meet. Wait — my availability disappears fast, and that’s usually where people slip up. Anyway, that’s when I’ll say everything clearly, once we’re actually set up.
