Want something new, yeah? I’ve got a bunch of little tricks I’m happy to show.
I’ll greet you with a smile, and I’m always freshly showered—so there’s no weirdness, just me. And once you catch one scent of me, you’ll be thinking about it. Wait—hold up—this is where people always assume the pics are exaggerated. Mine are 100% real, no games.
My huge double Ds are a big part of the whole experience, and my small waist is easy to grab—kind of like handle bars, if that makes sense. It’s not just “pretty,” either… it’s actually fun in person. Which, okay, extraordinary—whatever you want to call it—nothing about me feels ordinary.
I don’t do cigarettes, beer, or drugs, so kissing is pleasant. Hygiene is impeccable, and I’m going to repeat that because it matters—make sure yours is too. I don’t care what drugs you do, but please don’t show up with problem performing because of substances. I also don’t do the “last second drama,” so if you’re coming in messy, don’t.
*NEW PRICES
