Outcalls need a deposit, no exceptions—yeah, I know, annoying, but that’s the rule.
Yo habla poquito de espanol, so if I stumble, forgive me.
Pre-bookings are preferred, which is kinda nice because it keeps things smooth and stops the last-minute stress.
Limited availability, I can’t squeeze everyone in—wait, actually I do try, but still.
All photos are recent and 100% me, not some old mystery pics—cool, right.

