HELLO FELLAS, you’ve got a shot to have the time of your life with a big beautiful smile.
And yeah, I’m saying it straight: drug free, STD free, no pimp, no boyfriend sex. Sexy, spontaneous, spicy—native American. None of that BB, no Greek, and no GFE for newbies, anybody for everybody, and if a $ isn’t what you’re advertising, then don’t drag the past into it.
Wait — new clients must be over 25. I speak English language only, incall only, I don’t drive, and no outcall.
Cool. No cardates. And I’m not doing negative experience repeats—if it was a mess last time, don’t make it your own flunky moment, alright.

