NO LAW ENFORCEMENT of any kind — and no men under 25. I’m keeping it clean hygiene is a must, seriously, don’t overcomplicate it.
Show me some proof before we go anywhere—video verification is a must. Also, I’m doing in-calls only unless it’s a band or better, which is exactly what I’m sticking to.
My birthday’s in about 2 weeks, so I’m not trying to drag this out. If you can’t handle that timing, then yeah—skip it.
I check the vibe first though, cool. Text me 1st, please—usually faster there—my 313 # and I’m working BACC. Hit me up ASAP so we’re not just talking in circles, and no raw anything.
And please don’t call first, don’t do that—text me first. Don’t contact me if you don’t have the money, and don’t contact me if you have less than 300, because I’m not doing that—period.
Anyway, if this is your lane, you already know. If you don’t, don’t waste my time and I won’t waste yours—pretty simple.
