If you’re just trying to find someone who’ll lay there, keep scrolling
I’m funny as hell, and yeah I’m easy to talk to—also, I know how to shift the vibe fast.
We can be laughing, trading jokes, or we can get straight to it… either way, I don’t rush shit
And my thing stays wet, my head stays nasty, and it’s a full session type situation.
Outcalls only—I pull up. No blind link ups ⚠
Before we set anything, send a clear face picture first.
Cool, I’m picky for a reason: I like knowing who I’m walking into before I leave my house, and I always send a picture back.
Wait — if it turns out you’re not my type, or I’m not yours, we just keep it moving. No weird drama.
Text me. If the vibe’s there, we’ll talk. If I wanna keep chatting, I’ll share my Snapchat myself.
Which, okay, I’m not doing that whole “time-waster” back-and-forth, and I’m not the one to get played.
‼ OUTCALLS ONLY ‼ NO ANAL. NO ONLY HEAD. FULL SESSION ONLY‼ MUST READ ⚠
