REAL!!!
I’m the one you can actually hang out with, and yeah I’m aiming for satisfaction, not drama. Which, okay, “satisfaction guaranteed” sounds like a cliché—still, that’s what I’m saying.
If you’re serious, get ahold of me and we can get together, have a good time—just keep it respectful. Which, okay, I’ll keep it simple: take care of me and I’ll take care of you.
