Come play with your new obsession — and yeah, I’m the wet-and-squeaky kind, ready for you now.
FACETIME SHOWS AVAILABLE — if you’re trying to lock it in, I’ve got video on deck, but verification is required FACETIME/VIDEO VERIFICATION REQUIRED! — don’t make it weird about the rules, please.
NO COPS
NO PIMPS
NO LOWBALLING
NO BS
NO BARE/NO BBJ/NO DATY
Wait— I don’t keep you hanging, but I’m also not gonna bend the “verification required” part for anybody.
