•No men under 35—keep it respectful when you’re texting/calling.
•No lowballers.
•No laws, no pimps, no BB, no BBJ.
•No Greek, no GFE, no bare—don’t ask.
Anyway, I’m doing my birthday thing all month long—28—and yeah, I’m serious about the respectful talk. Wait — keep it clean when you call or text my phone, please. Which, okay.

