I’m trying to be your regular favorite dick pleaser, like seriously—yeah, that’s what this is about.
Outcalls work if you’re not cool sending a deposit; just be ready to handle Uber or Lyft instead—cool, which, okay, that part matters.
For blow & go cardates, I’m doing it with screening and/or video verification required, and I’m not doing negotiations either—no back and forth.
That screening/video piece—if you don’t have it ready, it slows everything down. Which, okay, I get it, but still.
Call me at 27 — I usually check that less often, so if I’m slow, it’s not me ignoring you, it’s just me. Hope to hear from you baby

