Happy Hour throathug — wetwet, deepthroat gargled head session, the whole vibe on the massage table with oils.
And yeah, it’s labeled as Dr. Jade Brain certified Head Dr., with Dr. & patient relationship only. Which, okay, that’s how it’s done.
There’s also “full body massage available” and exotic xxx massage, if you want the table work bundled in.
The pussycat name Monster is in the description too — and I’m not even trying to clean that up. Wait — the note says ❌NO TRADES❌ and ❌NO ANAL❌, and it repeats the rules like it means it.
Finally, they claim “1000% satisfaction guaranteed” plus “great blow job,” with the whole thing framed like a brain surgery @ end massage table kind of head session — yeah, it’s weird, but the details are all right there.
