Hello gentlemen,
We’re two smart, lovely BBWs, and yeah… we’re down to earth. We do things the right way, and our techniques are different, so you get a fantastic experience.
Which, okay—before you show up, we’ve got a few firm “no’s.” Don’t show up without an appointment if you’ve seen us before. We have family and friends around, including children, so—please don’t treat it like walk-ins.
Also: don’t send dick pics, don’t ask for pics, no BBFS, no anal, no violence, no outcalls, no facef**king, no parties. If you’re drunk or super high, it’s best we see you another time.
And no girl on girl.
We’ve got two cats too. If you’re prone to anaphylaxis, keep that in mind when you’re thinking about setting up an appointment—wait, right, that’s a real consideration, not a joke.
When you’re ready to schedule, text. My phone is messed up (usually faster when you hit me by text). We’re looking forward to meeting you.
Cheers.
