Hey gentlemen, hope you’re doing okay. We’re two smart, lovely BBW’s, and yeah, we’re pretty down to earth about it. We believe that if you’re gonna do something, then do it right—our techniques are different, so you get a fantastic experience.
Wait — quick heads-up on the house rules, because we’ve had issues. If you’ve seen us before, don’t show up without an appointment. We’ve got family and friends, including children, who may be around, so it’s better to plan. Also, don’t send dick pics, and don’t ask for pics.
Cool, here are the other no’s: no BBFS, no anal, no violence, no outcalls, no facef**king, and no parties. If you’re drunk or super high, it’s best you come back another time. Which, okay, it’s not personal, just the setup we have.
And yeah, no girl on girl either. We have two cats, too, so if you’re prone to anaphylaxis, keep that in mind when you’re setting up an appointment. Anyway, our schedule pricing is: solo BnG 60, doubles 90, and Hhr 160, either solo or doubles — plus, the -49 bit you’ll see mentioned there is part of how it’s listed.
Text me when you’re ready to schedule. My phone is messed up, usually faster there.
We’re looking forward to meeting you—cheers.
