Hello gentlemen, hope you’re doing okay. We’re two smart, lovely BBW’s—down to earth, and yeah, we do it right.
Our techniques are different, so you get a fantastic experience. Cool. Just read the rules first, because we really mean them.
If you’ve seen us before, don’t show up without an appointment. We’ve got family and friends, including children, who may be here. Which, okay.
No dick pics. Don’t ask for pics. No BBFS. No anal. No violence. No outcalls. No facef**king. No parties—if you’re drunk or super high, it’s best we see you another time. No girl on girl.
We have two cats. And wait—if you’re prone to anaphylaxis, keep that in mind when you’re considering setting up an appointment, because that matters.
When you’re ready to schedule, please text. My phone is messed up, so usually texting gets through better there—yeah, I know, not ideal.
We’re looking forward to meeting you.
Cheers.
