Hello gentlemen—please read the ad, yeah.
It’s your one-and-only MilkMarie, and I’m in the Concord, New Hampshire area. Which, okay, I know the intro sounds loud, but I’m trying to keep it clear.
If you message me, please be Facetime or Snapchat ready—no back and forth while I’m waiting. And yep, I do require a small deposit to secure and verify your scheduled appointment.
Your pleasure and comfort matter to me, that part’s real. I’m the complete package, outgoing and sociable, and I’m very easy to talk to—like, you’ll notice it fast. My energy is vibrant, yet calming, perfectly in-tune to create a comforting environment every time. Anyway, my passion will impress you and my conversation will engage you—again, you’ll feel the difference when we’re actually talking.
No low balling. Serious inquiries only. Also, I’m not going to pretend this is anything but straightforward—cool.

