HEY I’M HARLEE BABY, and yeah—I'll fulfill your fantasies & desires. You won’t forget how good I make you feel, and you’ll never forget me ;)
No bullshit, please and thanks. Wait — I’ve got a new number temporarily, so that part can shift. Hit me up at (614) 555-0138, and I’ll usually check it less around everything else, which is why I keep it simple.
Anyway. I’m 28, and I’m a blonde—there, done. Cool.
