Come relax with me—no law stuff, just a safe environment with no drama, please.
Wait — I’m only doing appointments, and I keep it text-only. If you message, I can usually check it faster there, then we lock in a time after 5:30 PM.
Anyway, if you’re in Columbus and you want it kept low-key, that’s the whole vibe here—relax, no drama, and we do it by appointment.

