NO LAW ON OR OFF DUTY — which is a weird way to say it, but okay.
NO BARE.
NO ANAL.
NO GREEK— that last part matters to me, like I’m not trying to guess what you mean. I’m keeping it plain, and yeah, it’s basically the rules I follow for what I do and don’t do.
Anyway, come get wet with me - 23— and if you’re trying to push past what I listed, don’t bother, I’ll just shut it down.

