Soaking Wet Sundayu — the west side's got a “throat goat” and yeah, it’s a thing.
I’m the Throat Goat of the Year—best on the west. Which, okay, I know how that sounds, but it’s literally what I’m bringing to the table.
I’m available 24/7, and I’m fetish friendly—like, that’s the vibe. Cool. And I’m open-minded party friendly too—just not in a “guess” way, in the actual “I do that” way—
Anyway. Throat Goat of the Year. That part matters twice, apparently.

