Phone stuff’s a mess right now—calls are the only thing that usually doesn’t get lost. Texts get out of control and then I end up looking like I missed everything, which I really don’t want. HEAVILY prefer calls because so many people waste my time texting random bs, and it honestly never gets seen.
I can’t hold dates or make appointments either, because too many people lie and never show up. So contact me here and now, unless you’re ready to drop a deposit—yeah, we both know most aren’t. Cool, that part aside—I'm here to have fun, meet new people, and build regulars. Wait — I also get why that sounds like the usual pitch, but it’s just how it’s been lately.
Which, okay, I’m a pretty nonstop sex freak, and I’m trying to find the best person to have it with. One of my favorites so far was a 50-something, which I keep thinking about because it felt easy to match energy. Anyway, let’s take a chance on each other tonight, in Columbus.
