I’m here to give you a different vibe than an in-home setup. And yeah, I’m keeping it simple—no drama, no BS, no STDs.
Wait — “no risk” and “no cops” are also part of it, and I’m not pretending those things aren’t important. Which, okay, people get nervous, so I’m just cutting all that out.
I’m also not doing anything that could ruin a vibe. Cool. No 40, 50, or trades either—just staying straight with you, not dancing around it. I’ll keep it low-key, because that’s the whole point, and I don’t want it complicated.
