!! SEE ME BEFORE I GO !!
! CUM HAVE SUM FUN !
>> OUTCALLS << NO CAR DATES <<
And yeah, I know that reads blunt. Which, okay.
• I don’t smoke or drink, so do that before my arrival—otherwise there’s an extra fee.
>> SEE ME WHILE I’M HERE !
Wait — don’t miss your chance to dip in the honeypot ⬅
I’m looking for a friendly, fun, warm, wet, relaxing time. And I’ll be straight with you… I’m serious business only.
TEXT THE NUMBER
‼ SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY ‼ YES I’M REAL !
‼ NO BARE CONTACT ❗
❗ FT VERIFY ❗
Which, okay, I keep it simple:
NO 2 POPS
NO LOWBALLERS
NO ANAL
NO BB /BBJ
NO DOUS/GFE
NO PIMPS
NO POLICE
