Hi I’m new in the area, and I’m up for making you feel good. Car, this is—and yeah, it’s available.
I’ve got all kinds of services for you, papi. I’m available 24 hours a day, which I know sounds like a lot, but that’s how it is.
Anyway. I have services—lots of them—so it doesn’t get boring. You can hit me up, and I’ll respond faster when I see it, I swear—I'm here for it.
Wait — I mentioned I’m available 24 hours a day, and that part is still true. Which, okay.
