Love for you to come see me—yeah, I get it.
OUTCALL n INCALL
CHEAP CARPLAY!!! Which, okay, if you know you know.
everything you won't be disappointed—wait, I should’ve said it straight, I mean it like that.
Text or call me, I’m not getting a lot of my texts so calling usually hits faster. And my replies get spotty when I’m busy, so don’t sit there wondering—just call.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, stop playing on my phone.

