THROAT GOAT TUESDAY - 35
THICKER THAN SNICKER THROAT GOAT OF THE YEAR—yeah, the tagline’s a little much, but it’s the one I’ve got. Anyway, this THROAT GOAT TUESDAY - 35 thing is available 24/7, and it’s open minded fetish friendly. Which, okay, that’s the vibe I keep leaning into—party friendly too. And I don’t overthink the “gf experience” part, it’s basically what people are asking for when they show up.

