Thickest in Columbus — that’s the vibe, yeah.
Outcall CarPlay FaceTime only!!! Which, okay, it’s not for everyone.
No law!!
No bb!
MAKE SURE TO HAVE A CONDOM. Cool, I’m serious—readjusting the condom means it’s automatic end of service. Also no bodily fluids either!
EARLY BIRD SPECIALS‼‼ from 6am to 10AM, after that no more. Wait — after 10AM it’s $150 and up.
And yeah, don’t get blocked!!!
