I’ve heard dark chocolate is good, but they say milk chocolate is even sweeter… anyway, come relax and let me take you to a place you never wanna return from, with no rush.
I’m in Columbus tonight—like, I’m literally here—so come show me what it’s hitting for ❤.
Which, okay, ask me about my specials, and I’ll tell you what’s going on. Cool.
“No law” — no pimps.
“No bare” — no anal.
“No carplay” — just the date.
❤ Under 25♀.
Professionals and truckers welcomed. Also, just so you know—I’m keeping it real about what I do and don’t do tonight, and it’s not the kind of thing you need to overthink.

