Hi, I’m in Columbus and I’m available. Hot sexy girl with a big, juicy ass—no games, no drama, serious people only. Anyway, yeah, I’m keeping it simple.
Wait — which, okay, if you’re reading this like it’s a puzzle, it’s not. I’m just saying I’m here and I’m available, and I’m not doing any drama about it.
Anyway. Serious people only, that’s the whole thing, pretty much.
