ApplePayPayPalChime or Cash ONLY. Yeah, I’m keeping it to those.
Facetime verification also. And just so we’re clear, I’m 250 thick with a little gut—chocolate, but not dark chocolate.
I’m not trying to haggle; my set price is my set price, and it’s high. Anyway, if you don’t have high-maintenance money, don’t go no farther.
ApplePayPayPalChime or Cash ONLY. Chime or Cash — whatever you’ve got, that’s what I can take.
