Hey Gentlemen,
Come Enjoy Some Slippery, Tempting Kitty—yeah, I’m talking about that good back-and-forth, OUTCALLS ONLY.
Trucker Friendly, too, which helps because I’m not trying to play games with your schedule.
And I genuinely love making you feel amazing, baby—every moment of your time, not rushed, not weird. Anyway, I’m here to come and play, and I mean it.
Wait—here for a good time, not a long time. It’ll be an unforgettable experience, I’m pretty firm on that.
Which, okay, I’m also firm on what I “require” … not negotiable. No bare. 100% real. No law. No verification = no date—just how it works.
(Donations are the only thing I accept) which is kind of funny, because people always ask, then act shocked when I don’t budge—like, no, that’s it, that’s the deal.
