PLEASE READ BEFORE CALLING — yeah, I’m not messing around.
🚫ABSOLUTELY NO BARE SEppRVICE — I know it’s tempting, but no.
👉30 and older — keep that part in mind.
👉Very Discreet — which, okay, that’s kinda the whole point.
🍫$35 Live Show — cheap for a live thing, but don’t twist it.
🍫$65 Hand/Foot job — and yep, that’s exactly what it says.
🍫$85 Head Doctor — the name’s weird, I didn’t pick it, but it is what it is.
🍫$110 Massage — and no, you don’t get to turn it into something else.
🍫$130 QV — quick version, still stays within what I wrote.
🍫$170 Ass Only — Wait — that’s it, just that.
🍫$240 All HOLES — which is… yeah, that’s the full set.
🍫$340 Massage+A HAPPY ending — cool, it’s paired like I said.
❌️NO BULLSHIT OR GAMES SERIOUS — I’m tired of the runaround.
🤑 CASH OR CASH APP — I check that one first, it’s usually faster there.
PRICES ARE SET NO NEGOTIABLE — please don’t ask, I’m not negotiating anything.
Also—please no texting. I’m not a texting person, call instead, and you’ll catch me way quicker.
