Pretty.
Funn.
Freaky.
Yeah, it’s that simple—just vibes on paper, and in person it’s a different story, I guess. I’m 26, and that’s the whole point of the listing here—no extra laundry list, no trying too hard. If you’re in Columbia or Jeff City, Missouri, that’s where I’m centered.
And just to keep it real, I’m not gonna dress this up—pretty, funn, freaky. Which, okay, it sounds like someone texted three words and called it a day, but that’s exactly what it says.

