Outcalls REQUIRE a deposit—yeah, I know, annoying, but it keeps things real and lets me know you’re serious, not wasting my time. And no, this isn’t “deal with it later” stuff.
Cool, now the boundaries so nobody’s confused: No AA. No bare—don’t ask. And please don’t be a time waster.
If you come in trying to lowball or negotiate prices, you’ll be denied from booking. Which, okay, I get it, everyone’s trying to save money—still, I’m not doing that part.
Also, no police, no pimps. Just keep it respectful, keep it clean, and we’ll be fine—Columbia/Jeff City, Missouri—where I’m handling this the same way each time.

