Can you fit me into your schedule?
I’m trying to make it a weekly thing, and yeah, I like that rhythm. I offer incall services with the flexibility to meet your needs—nothing super complicated, just how it works out.
I’m around for incall, and if you want something different, I can bring the kind of relief that actually hits. Which, okay, I’m not going to dress it up more than that—your discretion matters here.
I respond based on the quality of your text message. If you sound rude, young, or ignorant, I won’t respond.
Please understand, you’ve got ONE TIME to waste my time. No show or last minute cancellation will be blocked—wait, I mean I’m not playing with that.
Rates (in Columbia): QV 150. HH 200—cool, don’t treat it like a menu you can gamble with. HR 300.
Text please—usually faster when you send a clear message first.

