Good morning, gentlemen—freshly out the shower, just waking up. Ready for bedroom action, full services, and yeah… we’re doing head to toe until we both cum together.
I keep it simple: I provide my own condoms already on deck, so it doesn’t drag. It’s no rush until you nut—strictly business, not with games or BS. I’m doing early morning $50 special until you nut, and it stays centered on what you asked for. Plus, pictures and videos are 100% real—same girl in everything.
Bedroom action includes head/BBJ or cap on BJ, backshots, and missionary ride. And if you want handjob massages, those are part of the early morning deal too.
Prices (until you nut): HH 80 for 30 mins, 2 pops for $100 until you nut twice, and 1 hr $140. Which, okay, it’s an early morning thing—so don’t expect it to be complicated.
Head only: uncap BBJ without cim 40 until you nut. Uncap BBJ with cim 55 until you cum in my mouth. Cap on BJ 30 until you nut.
Handjob massages: $25 until you nut.
And yeah, no text apps—numbers only, and I’m not dealing with scam likely numbers. If you’re on my phone too much and acting like you’re multitasking, I’ll block you. Also, no deposit for incalls, no law enforcement or police, and I’m not doing young boys/YNS, no 20’s AA, no pimps/thugs.
Not doing raw sex, no carplays dates, no anal/GFE, no pegging, no kissing, no 3sums, no running trains.
Payments: cash, cash app, chime, venmo, and paypal.
I’m into discretion and good hygiene only, and it’s upscale/mature gentlemen 30+. Truck driver friendly too—cool, because that’s usually how schedules actually work. Oh, and I check the platforms same way every time—Snapchat: @Funsizetoolitt, OnlyFans: @Funsizetoolitt, Twitter X: @FunSize_TooLitt.

